ahh.
had lunch.
a TOUGH lunch.
had to eat with.
2 english people.!
and i was kinda pressurised.
english people really mind table manners right.?
as in.
they are..
CIVILISED.
im sure they really mind people without table manners.
and me.
i suck at table manners really.
shaking legs.
elbows on tables.
and a leg up while eating.
would totally gross them out.
so i BEHAVED.
okay.
but they totally DASHED this thinking of mine.
ok..
lunch.
i didnt dare eat anything before they did.
i just sat there.
HOPING THEY'LL COME SOON.
im freaking hungry.!!
HELLO.!?
they're holding up everyone.!!
and my dad.
stil showing off how well he trained the dogs.
my mom.
showing her jewelery.
sheesh.
my bro just ate.
wow.
he is soo.
laid back.
whatever.
we ate after that.
i really tried to put on my best behaviour.
i held my spoon and fork PROPERLY.
you dont see me holding it properly at all k.
okay..
and i didnt know how to hold it properly
=.=
its HARD.
i tried k.
but i dropped..
MY PRAWN.
ahh crap.
and they were laughing at me.
whatever.
but its so.
EMBARRASSING.
okay.
but the man dropped his prawn too.
made me feel better a little.
i guess.
but.
he did something totally GROSS.
okay.
for a civilised man from an english country.
ITS WEIRD TO DO THIS.
he picked it.
WITH HIS FINGERS.
maybe its normal.
but to me.
i never thought english people would do things like that at all.!!
OKAY.
i'll cool it and pretend its normal.
it was okay.
i didnt talk.
and struggled to pick something with my spoon.
only later.
i realised the lady.
she placed her spoon in the soup.
and she..
omg.
i dont know what the hell she did that for.
cause.
she started..
using her fork..
AS A SPOON.
whats wrong with the spoon.??
theres a fly on it.??
or you totally dont know how to use a SPOON.?!
western people have millions of spoons for different uses.!
and its IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU NOT TO KNOW HOW TO USE A SPOON.
seriously.
totally.
my whole english-people-are-civilised thing.
is totally DASHED.
D-A-S-H-E-D.
okay.
so there are people out there that suck in table manners.
seriously.
the lady.
she picked up the plate of chicken.
and INSPECTED IT.
and asked.
this is duck.?
and my mom said yes.
and all of us were like.
NO ITS CHICKEN.
and she was like.
OH.
chicken.??
yea i see the chicken wings here.
and she pointed to them.
like counting candies in a bag.
or now rather,
a plate.
whatever.
thats soo.
er.
i dont know who would INSPECT food then COUNT it.
shes like 40 over years of age.?
okay.
whatever.
GAHH.
im feeling so disappointed.
im sooo going to act nomal when i eat next time.
sheesh.
i hope they wont stay for dinner.
=.=
